My friends, Matt and Lauren, like to get together with Taryn and I at a bar near where we went to college. I’m not much of a drinker, but every now and then I’ll get a light beer. It generally does the trick. Sometimes, others in the bar have a bit too much to drink, and it usually provides some pretty humorous moments. I remember one time there was a guy at the table behind us who was also drinking a light beer, and he came up to our table and insisted that because we were both drinking light beer, the rest of the restaurant was going to get fat and dance with the eskimos on top of the leaning tower of Pisa, which would then fall over and it would be all our fault because we didn’t convince everyone else to drink light beer. It was an incredibly awkward moment that was accentuated by him tearing his shirt off and screaming “I have beer flavored nipples!!!” to the entire restaurant. He was ushered out before anyone had a chance to taste his nipples to see if he was lying.

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