My college speech coach told me a story this evening about her daughter, Maggie. When Maggie was about five, she had a fascination with scissors. That’s never a good thing. My coach was away, and her husband was watching the kids. When she got home, her husband told her that her youngest daughter told him she had hurt her eye and so she wrapped a dress around her head and went to bed. My coach thought this was a little odd, but kids will be kids, so she didn’t really think much about it until the next morning. The daughter woke up and came out and forgot to wrap her dress around her head. She had cut off all of the hair on one side of her head, but left the other side intact. The hair wasn’t just cut, it was evidently so short that it looked as though someone had used buzz clippers. My coach, amidst her crazed reaction, asked her daughter what posessed her to do such a thing. Maggie replied, “I had scissors, but no paper!” Moral of the story: Use birth control.